The Spork Song
And God is so far away,
And my heart belongs to no one,
So now sometimes I pray
Please take the space between us
And fill it up some way.
Take the space between us
And fill it up some way.
Oh my God you take the biscuit
Treating me this way
Expecting me to treat you well
No matter what you say.
How can I turn the other cheek
It's black and bruised and torn
I've been waiting
Since the day that I was born.
Take the space between us
And fill it up some way.
Take the space between us
And fill it up some
Loverman
There's a devil waiting outside your door (How much longer)
There's a devil waiting outside your door (How much longer)
And he's bucking and braying and pawing the floor (How much longer)
And he's howling with pain and crawling up the walls (How much longer)
There's a devil waiting outside your door (How much longer)
And he's weak with evil and broken by the world (How much longer)
And he's shouting your name and asking for more (How much longer)
There's a devil waiting outisde your door (How much longer)
Loverman! Since the world began
Forever, Amen Till the end of time (yeah)
Take off that dress I'm coming down (yeah)
I'm your loverman (yeah)
Cause I am what I am what I am what I am what I am
L is for LOVE baby
O is for ONLY you that I do
V is for loving VIRTUALLY everything that you are
E is for loving almost EVERYTHING that you do
R is for RAPE me
M is for MURDER me
A is for ANSWERING all of my prayers
N is for KNOWING your loverman's going to be the answer to all of yours
Loverman! Till the bitter end
While the empires burn down
Forever and ever and ever and ever Amen
I'm your Loverman
So help me, baby
So help me, baby
Cause I am what I am what I am what I am what I am
I'm your Loverman!
There's a devil crawling along your floor (How much longer)
There's a devil crawling along your floor (How much longer)
With a trembling heart, he's coming through your door (How much longer)
With his straining sex in his jumping paw (How much longer)
There's a devil crawling along your floor (How much longer)
And he's old and he's stupid and he's hungry and he's sore
And he's blind and he's lame and he's dirty and he's poor
Give me more, give me more give me more give me more give me more (How much longer)
There's a devil crawling along your floor
Loverman! Here I stand Forever, Amen
Cause I am what I am what I am what I am
Hey forgive me, baby
My hands are tied
And I got no choice no no no no
I got no choice no choice at all
I'll say it again
L is for LOVE, baby
O is for O yes I do
V is for VIRTUE, so I ain't gonna hurt you
E is for EVEN if you want me to
R is for RENDER unto me, baby
M is for that which is MINE
A is for ANY old how, darling
N is for ANY old time
Loverman! (yeah, yeah, yeah) I got a masterplan (yeah)
To take off your dress
And be your man, be your man
Seize the throne
Seize the mantle
Seize the crown (yeah)
Cause I am what I am what I am what I am yes I am
I'm your Loverman
There's a devil laying by your side (How much longer)
There's a devil laying by your side (How much longer)
You might think he's asleep but take a look at his eyes (How much longer)
He wants you, darling, to be his bride (How much longer)
There's a devil laying by your side (How much longer)
Loverman!
Loverman!
Loverman!
I'll be your loverman!
Till the end of time
Till the empires burn down
Forever Amen!
I'll be your loverman!
I'll be your loverman!
I'm your loverman!
I'm your loverman!
Yeah, I'm your loverman!
I'm your loverman
Loverman
I'm your loverman
I'm your loverman
I'm your loverman
Yeah, I'm your loverman
Yes, I'm your loverman
Loverman
Loverman
Loverman
Forever Amen
Loverman
How much longer