Turn It On
"Rated XXX"
For the ladies one hundred and ninety five pounds of beef
chinky eyes curly hair and gold teeth
Swingin' with this here stud you need practice
i'm leaving floods of blood on your mattress
I'll leave you holdin' your swollen backside and rollin'
fillin' all three holes just like bowlin'
Don't ask me what the price is
but it's more than your battery-operated devices,
And I come fully equipped,
with a temperature adjustment to heat up the tip,
For demonstrations, watch me slam h
Cry on My Shoulder
I dont' know why it should be so hard
Givin' up this circle dance
Worn out steps from long ago
don't give love a chance
It's a bitter heirloom handed down
these twisted parts we play
I'm not her and you're not him
It just comes out that way
Can't go back to make things right
(though I) wish I'd understood
time has made things clearer now
We did the best we could
I'll be home soon, that's what you'd say
And a little kid believes
After a while I learned that love
Must be a thing that leaves
I tried so ahrd just to hold you near
Was as good as I could be
Even when I had you here
You stayed so far from me
Can't go back to make things right
(though I) wish I'd understood
Time has made things clearer now
You did the best you could
Now that this has occurred to me
I just wanted you to know
I've been too faithful all my life
It's time to let you go