(Kinky Friedman & Panama Red)

She climbed the stairs that mornin'
Found him rather pale
His eyes they were the color
Of half-drunk ginger ale.
Faithful as a Magnavox
Hung-up on a song
She cried down to the breakfast nook,
“Ward, there's something wrong.�

Somethin's wrong with the Beaver
Somethin's wrong with the Beaver
Somethin's wrong with the Beaver
The Beaver I believe-uh is gone.

Beaver was a dreamer
Never got it right
Died in livin' color
Lived in black a

Uh (uh)
You know Christmas?
Was made for the cheerin'
Destiny'sChild
2 G Christmas
Destiny's Child
Uh uh

On the 8th day of Christmas my baby gave to me
A pair of Chloe shades and a diamond belly ring
On the 7th day of Christmas my baby gave to me
A nice back rub and he massaged my feet
On the 6th day of Christmas my baby gave to me
A crotch jacket with dirty denim jeans
On the 5th day of Christmas my baby gave to me
The poem that he wrote for me

Chorus 1
The feeling that I feel is
So good
He makes me
Feel so in
la-la-la-love
If he only knew what he does to me
My man, my man, my baby
Oh he makes me feel so lovely, so sexy
I'm so in la-la-la-love
How I love him for his generousity
My man, my man, my baby

Chrous 2
Doesn't it feel like Christmas (it feels lovely)
Doesn't it feel like Christmas (feels so lovely)
Doesn't it feel like Christmas (oh oh oh oh)
Yes, it feels like Christmas
Doesn't it feel like Christmas (it feels lovely)
Doesn't it feel like Christmas (feels so lovely)
Doesn't it feel like Christmas (the spirit of Christmas)
Yes, it feels like Christmas

On the 4th day of Christmas my baby gave to me
A candle lit dinner, just for me and my honey
On the 3rd day of Christmas my baby gave to me
A gift certificate to get my favourite cd's
On the 2nd day of Christmas my baby gave to me
The keys to a CLK Mercedes
On the 1st day of Christmas my baby gave to me
Quality T, I, M, E

Chorus 1
The feeling that I feel is
So good
He makes me
Feel so in
la-la-la-love
If he only knew what he does to me
My man, my man, my baby
Oh he makes me feel so lovely, so sexy
I'm so in la-la-la-love
How I love him for his generousity
My man, my man, my baby

Refr. 2:
Doesn't it feel like Christmas (it feels lovely)
Doesn't it feel like Christmas (feels so lovely)
Doesn't it feel like Christmas (oh oh oh oh)
Yes, it feels like Christmas
Doesn't it feel like Christmas (it feels lovely)
Doesn't it feel like Christmas (feels so lovely)
Doesn't it feel like Christmas (the spirit of Christmas)
Yes, it feels like Christmas

Ooooh oooohh Ooooh oooohh Ooooh oooohh Ooooh oooohh...

Chrous 2 till fade

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